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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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