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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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