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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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