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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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