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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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