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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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