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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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