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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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