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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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