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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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