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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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