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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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