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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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