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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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