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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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