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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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