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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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