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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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