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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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