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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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