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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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