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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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