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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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