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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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