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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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