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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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