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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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