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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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