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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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