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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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