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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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