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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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