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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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