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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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