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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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