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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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