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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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