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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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