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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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