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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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