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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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