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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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