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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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