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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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