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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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