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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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