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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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