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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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