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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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