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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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