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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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