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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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