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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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